thecaptainsoiree:

"I’m not just a pretty face," she said, and for a time she was right. She had legs for days. Arms for weeks. Wings that spanned several decades and a torso that existed outside the temporal realm. Now, she drifts, a head suspended in the ethereal vacuum of space. A pretty face and nothing more.

I have somehow managed to completely hide two bars of chocolate covered Kendal mint cake from myself, I remember buying them, I remember bringing them in the house and then thats it, I have no idea where they are but I do know that I suddenly want to eat one… I don’t remember eating them…

Sync your iPhone to your laptop and download iOS 8 from iTunes, it won’t take up any memory. Reblog to save a life.

Also, if you backup your iPhone to iTunes then do a factory reset (erase all content & settings) after installing the new iOS 8 and then restore your iPhone from the backup it creates even more spare memory (for selfies and stuff.)

(Source: lloydtheabstrac, via camptakotathemovie)

And now I understand why I feel so shitty, damn you white blood cells for just being nice and letting in them damn viruses!

And now I understand why I feel so shitty, damn you white blood cells for just being nice and letting in them damn viruses!

(Source: larstheyeti, via tastefullyoffensive)

I don’t know why people teach kids about “pimples” and “hormones” and “armpit hair,” and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be.
Hannah Hart (otherwise known as Genius)

(Source: falterunbroken, via mydrunkkitchen)

I want some chicken and sweetcorn soup, warm vimto and a packet of night nurse flu tablets!
I’ve not felt this ill for ages…

Look at what the fuck we got in the mail this morning. Less than a month away until the dopest cookbook ever drops.
Preorder your copy now or get left behind this fall.  I want a copy of this, along with the DJ BBQ and The My Drunk Kitchen books. Please?

Look at what the fuck we got in the mail this morning. Less than a month away until the dopest cookbook ever drops.

Preorder your copy now or get left behind this fall.  

I want a copy of this, along with the DJ BBQ and The My Drunk Kitchen books. Please?

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